Shipping policy

Shipping

Free shipping on orders $75+. Because some things should be straightforward.

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Order Processing

Orders are processed within 2-5 business days. We're not rushing — making it right takes longer than making it fast. Peak periods may take a little longer, but we'll get there.

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Shipping & Delivery

Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 4-8 business days .

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Tracking

You'll receive tracking information via email once your order is on its way. Track it obsessively or ignore it completely — both are valid.

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Secure Checkout

All payments are processed through a secure encrypted checkout. Your details are safe. Unlike some dinner table conversations.

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One more thing

Delivery times are estimates. Carrier delays, weather and other factors outside our control can affect things. We'll always do our part — the rest is between your order and the universe.